'I am a Pesca-vegetarian because of 2 reasons'
1) i woke up with a nightmare of a bloody penguin pecking on me and chickens being slaughtered live in front of me with blood flying all over
2) A pesca-vegetarian diet is a diet of a Bengali Brahmin.
There are 8 types of Vegetarians:
Vegans, Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians, Lacto Vegetarians, Ovo Vegetarians, Fruitarians, Pollo Vegetarians, Pesca-Vegetarians & Semi Vegetarian
I have recently converted to a Pesca-Vegetarian because of these 2 reasons :)